“[after blowing up Leon's house boat] Wow, we really didn't think that through.”
— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Lance DeLune, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
Tagged: Overreaction
Movie
The Ladies Man
by Tim Meadows, Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Leon Phelps, Karyn Parsons and 66 others
Because of his salacious language, late-night radio advice-show host Leon Phelps, along with his sweet and loyal producer Julie, is fired from his Chicago gig. Leon gets a letter from a former lover promising a life of wealth, but he doesn't know who she
(15 total)
Characters
“So...you...don't want a fish sandwich?”
— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows, imdb.com
Tagged: fish sandwich
“Well, listen baby. My car, uh, doesn't exist, so...”
— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows, imdb.com
Tagged: bragging
“How long have you been uhh nunnin' it up?”
— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows, imdb.com
Tagged: celibacy
“I will probably begin with a very classy first line...something like: say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?”
— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows, imdb.com
Tagged: fish sandwich
“Ya know, when a man works hard his entire life enduring hundreds of ladies, many of whom he does not even remember you'd like to think that at the end of the day he will be given a lot of money, without having had to earn it.”
— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows, imdb.com
Tagged: player
“Listen. I don't care what you say. Chlamydia is a soup. It's my opinion. I can have that if I'd like. You don't have to argue. I've seen it on the grocery store shelf. Don't argue with me about it. I don't care if you are a doctor.”
— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows, imdb.com
“Soul Station Manager: Mr. Phelps, I see you've listed ‘dabut’ under your hobbies? Leon Phelps: Yeah, that's ‘da butt.’”
— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows, imdb.com
Tagged: da butt
“My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutante, high society...bus station skank.”
— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows, imdb.com
“What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do…”
— Tim Meadows, Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows, imdb.com