“I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.”

“Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Not…”

“I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to…”