“What's the difference between zit and a priest? The zit waits to come on your face until your fourteen.”
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“A lot of fuckin' stars, huh?”
“Breasts are for children, when you grow up it's all about ass.”
“You do. You make me hard. Now shut up and blow me already.”
“I really couldn't give a shit about any of you potato-eatin', river-dancin' motherfuckers.”