Quotes tagged ‘priest’

“You want truth, go to a priest, not a playwright.”

— Steven Levenson, Paddy Chayefsky, Norbert Leo Butz, imdb.com

“I want to fuck a priest.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

“The Devil is out of me. I feel a lot better now.”

— Ana Fabrega, Fred Armisen, Julio Torres, Tati, Ana Fabrega, imdb.com

“Anna Garcia: Father, can you help us? Father Perez: The church works with people who specialize in situations like this.”

— Mikki Daughtry, Tobias Iaconis, Anna Garcia, Linda Cardellini, imdb.com

“Priest's Voice: Unburden yourself, my son. Union Soldier: I was with General Sherman on his march south. What we did... evil, unspeakable things. Priest's Voice: You were a soldier. You were following orders. Union Soldier: No. They were not just orders. We opened a dark door, and the Devil stepped…”

— Joe Gayton, Tony Gayton, Union Soldier, Tom Carey, imdb.com

“If they wanted his soul, they should have made a deal with a priest.”

— Paul Haggis, Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, imdb.com

“What's the difference between zit and a priest? The zit waits to come on your face until your fourteen.”

— Ann Biderman, Mickey Donovan, Jon Voight, imdb.com

“Priest: Do you, Helga, take Arnold to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love, honor, and cherish till death do you part? Helga: You got it, padre! I mean, I do.”

— Steve Viksten, Joe Ansolabehere, Helga Pataki (voice), Francesca Smith, imdb.com

“We've already killed one piece of shit priest in this place. It won't be such a chore to kill another.”

— William Wheeler, David Hollander, Bunchy Donovan, Dash Mihok, imdb.com

“What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“I made a priest mad the other day when he asked what religion I am...Apparently alcoholic isn't a religion”

— zg6089, reddit.com

“Presently a serpent sought them out privately, and came to them walking upright, which was the way of serpents in those days. The serpent said the forbidden fruit would store their vacant minds with knowledge. So they ate it, which was quite natural, for man is so made that he eagerly wants to know;…”

— Mark Twain, amazon.com