“If we aren't getting off after ten minutes of you thrusting away at us, we probably aren't going to be getting off via intercourse (so many of us can't). Either switch to oral or fucking YOU finish up. Quit trying to 'get me there.' I ain't gettin' there with whatever moves you are pulling on me. Sorry, pet peeve of mine, and I'll be damned if I say that out loud in bed in the midst of said thrusting.”