“Thankfully, Mrs. Gliniecki keeps him grounded and in check. Anytime he gets a big head about being the greatest cherry-stem tier the world has ever known — or she finds herself having to field personal questions from curious friends — she assures them that they don’t have to be “too” impressed with…”— Isabelle Kohn, melmagazine.com
“Lemme just say that, if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!”— Jason Segel, Darald, Jack Mcbrayer, imdb.com
“If it weren't for women like me, bitches like you would spend a lifetime on your knees.”— Lee Daniels, Cookie Lyon, Taraji P Henson, imdb.com
“Sir, if I have to suck someone's dick... I will but I prefer not to.”— Michael Bacall, Officer Morton Schmidt / Doug McQuaid, Jonah Hill, imdb.com
“Like if or not, the orgasm gap is a real thing, and some of its disparity might be due to our crappy attitude about women and oral sex.”— Shannon Ashley, medium.com
“Ray: Oh God, it tastes worse than it smells! Pam: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that... I'd have eight nickels!”— Adam Reed, Pam (voice), Amber Nash, imdb.com
“Engaging in cunnilingus means letting someone get up close and personal with your business.”— Vanessa Marin, allure.com
“The best way to get over the fear of the unknown is to make it known.”— McKenzie Schwark, zine.talktabu.com
“A partner who cares about your pleasure in bed will try to work with you to make sure you get what you need.”— Jaclyn Friedman, teenvogue.com
“What does a dumb slut say when you ask if she’s ever tried 69? ‘Thirty dudes is the most I can screw in one night.’”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What’s the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years, a job still sucks.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Shift the focus from intercourse to foreplay and pleasurable bedroom activities like massage and oral sex.”— Diana Bradley, beyondtalk.net
“You're both down for giving oral sex. Because sharing is caring, and you're as keen to please each other as you are to please yourselves.”— Zara Kenyon, cosmopolitan.com
“Don’t pull the skin back when giving oral before you ask, and don’t try getting kinky by shoving a finger down there. It’s really fucking sensitive.”— Bobby Box, elitedaily.com
“If you’re performing oral sex and looking for tips, just focus your efforts on the ridge just below the glans and use your hand to help the foreskin go with the flow. That's all there is to it!”— Shaina Gaul, empowher.com
“The foreskin of an intact man can make it easier to perform oral sex and offer manual stimulation that comes even close to being as satisfying as when he does it himself.”— Jill Di Donato, huffingtonpost.com