“Celie: He just climb on top of me and do his business. Shug: 'Do his business'? You sound like he going to the toilet on you. Celie: That's what it feel like. Shug: Why then, Miss Celie...that means you still a virgin!”— Menno Meyjes, Celie, Whoopi Goldberg, imdb.com
“[from inside the hay cart] Hallo. Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay? [Dr. Frankenstein stutters] It's fun. [She begins to roll in the hay] Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.”— Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks, Inga, Teri Garr, imdb.com
“Relationships are like sharks, Liz: if you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong”— Kay Cannon, Jenna Maroney, Jane Krakowski, imdb.com
“Elliot: Listen, Carla, I can't even pretend that I can give you tips on intercourse... Carla: I got one for you, stop calling it that.”— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com
“[Laws] prohibiting sodomy do not seem to have been enforced against consenting adults acting in private... I do not know what 'acting in private' means; surely consensual sodomy, like heterosexual intercourse, is rarely performed on stage.”— Antonin Scalia, oyez.org
“On any given day, sexual intercourse takes place 120 million times on earth. Apparently, I live on the moon.”— Spadeinfull, reddit.com
“You can allow the vibrator to slip inside your vagina, simulating sexual intercourse (but with a buzz). Return to your vibrator’s lowest setting and insert the tip into your vagina slowly, never pushing so far that you feel uncomfortable or lose your grip on the toy.”— Hannah Cutts, empowher.com
“Sex is the intercourse, the merging or convergence, of who the two of you are -- your spirits merging.”— Alexandra Katehakis, amazon.com
“Is everyone in the world having sex but me?”— Elizabeth Meriwether, Winston Bishop, Lamorne Morris, imdb.com
“You cannot just call me at any time and just summon me for intercourse.”— Dave Finkel, Brett Baer, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com
“If intercourse is proving to be too difficult for you, you can try taking it off the table for casual hook-ups. You can still have a ton of fun without having intercourse. You may find it easier to stay emotionally detached if you stick with less intimate activities.”— Vanessa Marin, bustle.com
“Billions of people have had sex. I don't know how many have actually made love.”— Sheila Wray Gregoire, amazon.com
“If we aren't getting off after ten minutes of you thrusting away at us, we probably aren't going to be getting off via intercourse (so many of us can't). Either switch to oral or fucking YOU finish up. Quit trying to 'get me there.' I ain't gettin' there with whatever moves you are pulling on me. So…”— Anonymous, reddit.com