“Opie Taylor: Go on, pa. You gotta fall down and die.
Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, I'll tell you the truth, son. I just got other things to do. I'm just too blame busy to die right now.
Opie Taylor: Aw, shucks.
Sheriff Andy Taylor: I'll die a little later on if I get the chance, though.”
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