“Well, what would ANY husband say to his widow? Thank her for the nice funeral she gave…”

“Sheriff Andy Taylor: Now, you can't be serious about resignin'. What in the world will you…”

“I once knew a horse that didn't even know how to fix a sore finger. Played a great guitar,…”

“Opie Taylor: Go on, pa. You gotta fall down and die. Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, I'll tell…”