“Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”
More from Bill Callahan
“Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.”
“Falling in love with you was never part of the plan, okay? This whole thing started…”
“Injury-free since June, when Gus broke his finger flipping the injury countdown calendar.”
“[wearing a police uniform, selecting doughnuts in a store] I don't know if it's this…”