“What the fuck kind of story is this?!”— Zach Robbins, Chloe Domont, Joe Krutel, Rob Corddry, imdb.com
“Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”— Bill Callahan, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com
“When a thoughtless or unkind word is spoken, best tune out. Reacting in anger or annoyance will not advance one’s ability to persuade.”— Ruth Bader Ginsburg, amazon.com
“I can't take this anymore! I don't want to hear how interesting the change with the hole in it is! And if you tell me what time it is in New York again, you are going home in a body bag!”— David Mandel, Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”— J.R.R. Tolkien, amazon.com