“Turk! If you can't remember to put the cap on the toothpaste how are we going to raise our children? You know what? I'm going to stay with my sister!”
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“Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.”
“Falling in love with you was never part of the plan, okay? This whole thing started…”
“Injury-free since June, when Gus broke his finger flipping the injury countdown calendar.”
“[wearing a police uniform, selecting doughnuts in a store] I don't know if it's this…”