“[after blowing up Leon's house boat] Wow, we really didn't think that through.”— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Lance DeLune, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“ONE EGG LEFT?! For a nutritious breakfast, TWO eggs is the minimum requirement!”— Zeke Kamm, Amy Keating Rogers, Mojo Jojo , Roger Jackson, imdb.com
“Debra: Oh nothing at all, except Ray was just about to tell Ally the truth about Santa Claus. Marie: You what?!?! Ray: NO, I didn't tell her. Marie: My own son, an atheist?!?!”— Stephen Nathan, Marie Barone, Doris Roberts, imdb.com
“Turk! If you can't remember to put the cap on the toothpaste how are we going to raise our children? You know what? I'm going to stay with my sister!”— Bill Callahan, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com