“Jill: Why are you so fascinated with fighting? I don't want anybody to beat anybody up. What is wrong with you people? You make me sick. I just want you to love each other, you big bunch of jerks.
Tim: [to Brad and Randy] Er, you satisfied? You know she was talking to you two.”
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