“Tim: If I ever said it was hard living with you, just say one word, 'Al'.
Jill: It's that bad, huh?
Tim: His mother recorded his whole life on video tape. Last night it was three hours of Muskie Fishing With Uncle Phil. Did you know that in the seventh grade he built a replica of the Washington Monument out of Popsicle sticks?
Jill: Lot's of kids do stuff like that.
Tim: It was life-sized.”
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