“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
More from Vince Calandra
“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
“...death is life's great reward!”
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”
“It's natural. It's just another growth spurt, buddy. But, your brain will catch up…”