“Man, this is the life. No one to fuss over me, no one to tell me what to do. [He scratches his back] Why, I haven't bathed in three weeks! [The camera pans back to show the living room is a mess] Hm... I wonder if there's any Chinese food left in the fridge.”
More from Bob Camp
“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
“...death is life's great reward!”
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”