“He's a gym teacher. There's no upward mobility.”

“Ken: I always say, girl plus car equals dead animal. Lindsay: Are you copying Ken's…”

“Neal Schweiber: Whoa, it's a naked woman! Bill Haverchuck: What's she doing? Neal…”

“Sam: What am I supposed to do with a porno? Neal: You watch it. Over and over. Sam: Ew,…”