“Oh no Mrs. Robinson, I find you very desirable. I think you are the most desirable of all my parents' friends.”
More from Calder Willingham
“Gentlemen of the court, there are times that I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race…”
“Mrs. Robinson: Elaine, it's too late! Elaine: Not for me!”
“[in anger for ruining Elaine's wedding] You punk! You crazy punk! I'll kill you!”
“Mr. Robinson: You'll never be young again. Benjamin: I know.”