“Gentlemen of the court, there are times that I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race…”

“Oh no Mrs. Robinson, I find you very desirable. I think you are the most desirable of all…”

“Mrs. Robinson: Elaine, it's too late! Elaine: Not for me!”

“[in anger for ruining Elaine's wedding] You punk! You crazy punk! I'll kill you!”