Oh no Mrs. Robinson, I find you very desirable. I think you are the most desirable of all my parents' friends.
— Calder Willingham, Mr. Robinson, Murray Hamilton, imdb.com
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Benjamin, a recent college graduate is very worried about his future, he then finds himself in a love triangle with an older woman and her daughter.
Oh no Mrs. Robinson, I find you very desirable. I think you are the most desirable of all my parents' friends.
— Calder Willingham, Mr. Robinson, Murray Hamilton, imdb.com
Mrs. Robinson: Elaine, it's too late! Elaine: Not for me!
— Calder Willingham, Buck Henry, Mrs. Robinson, Anne Bancroft, imdb.com
[in anger for ruining Elaine's wedding] You punk! You crazy punk! I'll kill you!
— Calder Willingham, Buck Henry, Mr. Robinson, Murray Hamilton, imdb.com
Mr. Robinson: You'll never be young again. Benjamin: I know.
— Calder Willingham, Buck Henry, Ben Braddock, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com
Benjamin: For God's sake, Mrs. Robinson. Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. You... put on music. Now, you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours. Mrs. Robinson: So? Benjamin: Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me!
— Calder Willingham, Buck Henry, Ben Braddock, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com
Mr. Robinson: Do you ummm... do you want to tell me why you did it? Benjamin: Mr. Robinson! Mr. Robinson: Do you have a special grudge against me? Do you feel a particularly strong resentment? Is there something I've said that's caused this contempt, or is it just things I stand for that you despise…
— Calder Willingham, Buck Henry, Ben Braddock, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com
Benjamin: Listen to me. What happened between Mrs. Robinson and me was nothing. It didn't mean anything. We might just as well have been shaking hands. Mr. Robinson: Shaking hands? Well, that's not saying much for my wife, is it?
— Calder Willingham, Buck Henry, Ben Braddock, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com
Mrs. Robinson, if you don't mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange.
— Calder Willingham, Buck Henry, Ben Braddock, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com
Mrs. Braddock: What makes you think she wants to marry you? Benjamin: Oh, she doesn't. To be perfectly honest, she doesn't like me.
— Calder Willingham, Buck Henry, Ben Braddock, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com
Elaine: Good night. Benjamin: Are we getting married tomorrow? Elaine: No... Benjamin: Day after tomorrow? Elaine: I don't know. Maybe we are, and maybe we're not.
— Calder Willingham, Buck Henry, Ben Braddock, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com
Mrs. Robinson: Benjamin, I am not trying to seduce you. Benjamin: I know that, but please, Mrs. Robinson, this is difficult... Mrs. Robinson: Would you like me to seduce you? Benjamin: What? Mrs. Robinson: Is that what you're trying to tell me? Benjamin: I'm going home now. I apologize for what I sa…
— Calder Willingham, Buck Henry, Ben Braddock, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com
Mrs. Robinson: Benjamin, I want you to know that I'm available to you, and if you won't sleep with me this time... Benjamin: Oh, my Christ. Mrs. Robinson: If you won't sleep with me this time I want you to know that you can call me up anytime you want and we'll make some kind of arrangement.
— Calder Willingham, Buck Henry, Ben Braddock, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com
Benjamin: Mrs. Robinson, I can't do this anymore. Mrs. Robinson: You what? Benjamin: This is all terribly wrong. Mrs. Robinson: Do you find me undesirable? Benjamin: Oh no, Mrs. Robinson. I think, I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends. I mean that.
— Calder Willingham, Buck Henry, Ben Braddock, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com
Mr. McGuire: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Benjamin: Yes, sir. Mr. McGuire: Are you listening? Benjamin: Yes, I am. Mr. McGuire: Plastics.
— Calder Willingham, Buck Henry, Ben Braddock, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com
Mr. Braddock: Ben, what are you doing? Benjamin: Well, I would say that I'm just drifting. Here in the pool. Mr. Braddock: Why? Benjamin: Well, it's very comfortable just to drift here.
— Calder Willingham, Buck Henry, Ben Braddock, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com
It's like I was playing some kind of game, but the rules don't make any sense to me. They're being made up by all the wrong people. I mean no one makes them up. They seem to make themselves up.
— Calder Willingham, Buck Henry, Ben Braddock, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com
Benjamin: For God's sake, Mrs. Robinson. Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. You... put on music. Now, you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours. Mrs. Robinson: So? Benjamin: Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me!