“Ash: Holy pickle dicks, it's Lillian Pendergrass!

Kelly: What's a Lillian Pendergrass?

Ash: That beautiful creature right there. I'd know that caboose from anywhere.

Kelly: Are you having a stroke?

Ash: Hey, you say that now, back in the day, Lillian Pendergrass was a smoking hot former gymnast turned PhysEd teacher. You know what I'm talking about? She wore these tiny, little polyester shorts. You know during the summer, when you find that perfect peach?

Kelly: Your next words better be 'the end' or I will shoot us both. Me first.”