Quotes tagged ‘Snarky’

“Why don't you save your prayers for your hairline?”

— Lesley Wake Webster, Arthur Cochran, Bradley Whitford, imdb.com

“Chicago is superior to cities such as Boston, which had no urban planning whatsoever and whose streets resemble a bowl of spaghetti. Being eaten by Satan.”

— Melanie LaForce, amazon.com

“There're two kinds of men on Wall Street: standard and poor.”

— Dan Dietz, Alison Jeffers, Elisabeth Röhm, imdb.com

“Dial: I can never resist a beautiful woman with a cigarette. Christina: Really? Why’s that? Dial: I think it’s a sense of mystery. You never know when their lungs will collapse and they’ll keel over dead.”

— Steve Aspis, Carlton Dial, Mark Frankel, imdb.com

“Dearest Jules, sisterly advice, volume seven: when I say my love life’s at a standstill, I’m not asking you to mail me a solution. I told you, I’m okay.”

— James D. Parriott, Emma Brody, Arija Bareikis, imdb.com

“Annie: The hangover has begun. Sarah Fuller: Told you not to drink. Annie: I'm not interesting enough to not drink.”

— Kevin Williamson, Annie, Stephanie Leigh Schlund, imdb.com

“Dr. Deb Chaman: Are you still drinking? Everett Backstrom: Absolutely not! Dr. Deb Chaman: When a patient says "Absolutely not!", he's absolutely lying. Everett Backstrom: If you Hindus are so smart, how come 98 percent of you live at the dump?”

— Hart Hanson, Det. Lt. Backstrom, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

“Theresa Murphy: Technology doesn't solve cases. Cops do. Gideon Reeves: You haven't met my technology.”

— David Slack, Gideon Reeves, Justin Kirk, imdb.com

“Captain Sandra Maldonado: 'Kennex should return to duty never.' Detective John Kennex: Never? Well that's a long time.”

— J.H. Wyman, John Kennex, Karl Urban, imdb.com

“Emerson Hauser: Run along and play now. Rebecca Madsen: Thanks for being a dick about it.”

— Elizabeth Sarnoff, Steven Lilien, Bryan Wynbrandt, Rebecca Madsen, Sarah Jones, imdb.com

“Chase: Are you going to say sorry to her? Team Dude: No. I got a broken rib because of that bitch. Chase: Good thing you got 23 more!”

— Tamara Becher-Wilkinson, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com

“Molly: What if the ghosts of all those kids are still in this room watching us right now? Gert: OK, Molls, no more Ghostbumps for you.”

— Rodney Barnes, Michael Vukadinovich, Molly Hernandez, Allegra Acosta, imdb.com

“Leslie: Chase, did you come here with Karolina? Chase: Waiting for her actually. But I'm going somewhere else because why would she be here, standing in line at a bar?”

— Kalinda Vazquez, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com

“Alex: Chase, are you in? Chase: I'm sorry! I didn't know putting my hand in a pile was some sort of a legally binding contract. Yeah, I'm in. Who hates their dad more than me?”

— Kalinda Vazquez, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com

“Chase: I didn't realize this was BYOB. Now I see why you ditched downstairs. Karolina: I needed to be alone. Chase: I'm not so sure about that. Karolina: 'Cause everyone knows what's best for me! Chase: No, because you're drinking well vodka. You could have at least swiped a bottle of the good stuff…”

— Kalinda Vazquez, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com

“I’m always happy, Stan. Sadness is for suckers.”

— Seth Zvi Rosenfeld, Stephen Adly Guirgis, Baz Luhrmann, Jacqui Rivera, Francisco 'Papa Fuerte' Cruz, Jimmy Smits, imdb.com

“So you're into voodoo now? You know you white right?”

— Jonathan Lisco, Marlin Boulet, Anthony Anderson, imdb.com

“Harry Houdini: How about you? Do you ever think of getting married? Adelaide Stratton: I make it a rule to never discuss my personal life with anyone hiding from their mother.”

— Carl Binder, David Hoselton, David N. Titcher, Adelaide Stratton, Rebecca Liddiard, imdb.com

“Lucius: Alright, now to the important business: this company picnic. James: Oh, fuck. Lucius: See, that’s the enthusiasm I love about you guys. Everyone’s coming. Dee: I think I’m getting a toothache. Lucius: Well, bring your dentist.”

— Jack LoGiudice, Paul Eckstein, Lucius Mosley, Terrence Howard, imdb.com

“It's not 'Jo Jo,' it's Jodi... asshole.”

— Janis Hirsch, Herself, Jodi Jones, imdb.com