“Brian Griffin: So, had a little trouble up there on stage, huh?
Stewie Griffin: What do you mean?
Brian Griffin: I mean crying and wetting yourself, you looked ridiculous.
Stewie Griffin: You know what? I'm gonna buy a cake when you're dead.”
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