“I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, it never runs the same again. It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her.”
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“Johnny: I remember I broke up with Stacy Laruzzo a week before Valentine's Day. I got back…”
“I'm worried about me. I mean, look at me, I've been lying to you guys like a fuckin' drug…”
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“Who are we without our integrity, right?”