Episode

My Maserati Does 185

by Cliff Dorfman, Doug Ellin, David Nutter, Monica Keena, Chris Henchy and 12 others

Vince agrees to a starlet's pet project; Eric reluctantly lets a Perfect Ten model 'take care of him' at a beach party, where Turtle misrepresents his position to get a girl; Drama develops calf envy; and Ari gets steamed up convincing the boys to read th

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Characters

Kevin Dillon (3)Cliff Dorfman (3)Johnny "Drama" Chase (3)Doug Ellin (2)Rob Weiss (1)

“Eric: Forget that girl. The only reason she was with me was 'cause I'm your manager. Turtle: So? Do you know how much pussy I got in this town that I didn't deserve? Drama: All of it?”

— Doug Ellin, Cliff Dorfman, Rob Weiss, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Manager, Position, Deserve

“Johnny: Let me get this straight. She convinces you to get these extravagant accommodations and then she bails? Eric: She didn’t bail, she got sick. Before the date, unlike your girls, that get sick when they arrive.”

— Cliff Dorfman, Doug Ellin, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.com

Tagged: Bails, Sick, Extravagant , Sassy

“I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, it never runs the same again. It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her.”

— Cliff Dorfman, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.com

Tagged: Cheating, Stolen Cars