“Sabrina: Miles, what are you doing? I made us waffles and bacon and eggs.
Miles: Do you have any idea where bacon and eggs come from?
Sabrina: Pigs and chicken butts?
Miles: Government subsidized farms. They're fed chemicals and hormones. It's not natural. I'm sorry, Sabrina, but my body is my temple.
Sabrina: So you're filling it with sacred Sugar Bombs?
Miles: They turn the milk purple.”
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