Sabrina: Miles, what are you doing? I made us waffles and bacon and eggs.

Miles: Do you have any idea where bacon and eggs come from?

Sabrina: Pigs and chicken butts?

Miles: Government subsidized farms. They're fed chemicals and hormones. It's not natural. I'm sorry, Sabrina, but my body is my temple.

Sabrina: So you're filling it with sacred Sugar Bombs?

Miles: They turn the milk purple.

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