Quotes tagged ‘Ironic’

“It's a sad day. Sad, sad day. I'll get the champagne.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Godmother, Olivia Colman, imdb.com

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

— Tom McCarthy, Alex Ross Perry, Allison Schroeder, Mark Steven Johnson, Greg Brooker, Winnie the Pooh, Jim Cummings, imdb.com

“My dad says when you take into account maternity leave, you do get equal pay.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Victor Quinaz, Nick Kroll, Jay Bilzerian, Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com

“Victory has defeated you.”

— Jonathan Nolan, Christopher Nolan, Bane, Tom Hardy, imdb.com

“Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes I mean all times. All the times. Every of the times!”

— Randall Einhorn, Kevin Malone, Brian Baumgartner, imdb.com

“Eric: Wow, looks like someone had fun last night. Lisa: The parts I remember were awesome. Eric: Do you remember just having dinner by yourself and going to bed? Lisa: I sat alone at a bar and read a book about serial killers. Eric: Wow, sexy.”

— Lacey Marisa Friedman, Lisa, Lisa Schwartz, imdb.com

“John Hawkins: Fruit from the New World! It's called a tomato! Queen Elizabeth: This is a fruit? John Hawkins: Some say vegetable. Standing argument.”

— Erika Lippoldt, Bo Yeon Kim, Queen Elizabeth I, Rachel Skarsten, imdb.com

“Franny: If you join the chastity club, I'll let you go on the Pill for Christmas. Claire: Deal.”

— Rob Ulin, Franny, Amy Pietz, imdb.com

“Todd: Caucasian? What the hell's a Caucasian? Mike: I don't know. They should go back to where they came from!”

— Michael Glouberman, Todd Palladino, Nolan Gerard Funk, imdb.com

“Ironic, isn’t it? A time demon who’s run out of time.”

— Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Rip Hunter, Arthur Darvill, imdb.com

“Good and bad, don’t get distracted by that. It will just confuse you. Good men do bad things, like Fred Johnson. And bad men do things believing it’s for the good of all mankind.”

— Georgia Lee, Anderson Dawes, Jared Harris, imdb.com

“Peace in our time? All it took was everybody about to die.”

— Daniel Abraham, Ty Franck, Hallie Lambert, Amos Burton, Wes Chatham, imdb.com

“Shadow: Best thing, only good thing about being in prison is the relief. You don't worry if they're going to get you when they already got you. Tomorrow can't do anything today hasn't already managed. Low Key: Even better with a death sentence. Bang. Worst has already happened. You get a few days to…”

— Bryan Fuller, Michael Green, Shadow Moon, Ricky Whittle, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Miles, what are you doing? I made us waffles and bacon and eggs. Miles: Do you have any idea where bacon and eggs come from? Sabrina: Pigs and chicken butts? Miles: Government subsidized farms. They're fed chemicals and hormones. It's not natural. I'm sorry, Sabrina, but my body is my templ…”

— Dan Berendsen, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Injury-free since June, when Gus broke his finger flipping the injury countdown calendar.”

— Bill Callahan, Todd Harthan, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

“90% of the game is half mental.”

— Yogi Berra, amazon.com

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”

— Yogi Berra, amazon.com

“What? Whoa. What? So he porks her and you have to watch? What? Damn, that's crazy! Jesus, why doesn't anything cool ever happen to me?”

— Stephen Falk, Vernon Barbara, Todd Robert Anderson, imdb.com

“Mark: Hey guys, be sure to keep the tea covered! There's a lot of star-constellation energy in there! Grace: Makes total fucking sense! Thanks, Mark!”

— Wil Calhoun, Grace Hanson, Jane Fonda, imdb.com

“I hope when he dies he does become a tree. I hope he's in the middle of the wilderness and he's doing his tree thing. Whatever it is trees do. I know they do alot of work with breezes. And wouldn't it be fantastic if while he was out there just enjoying his treeness. Through the woods a huge, sweaty…”

— Dane Cook, genius.com