“Linda: I like sandwiches. Bob: You smell like you do. Linda: You smell interesting too.…”

“Teddy: You know that boat that I've been fixing up? Linda: Yoooou've mentioned it. Teddy:…”

“Bob, if you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife!”

“Upskirt Kurt: Why'd you head-butt me?! Linda: I was going to punch you, but I'm holding…”