“Upskirt Kurt: Why'd you head-butt me?!
Linda: I was going to punch you, but I'm holding wine.”
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“Linda: I like sandwiches. Bob: You smell like you do. Linda: You smell interesting too.…”
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“Wine helps me drink.”