“Teddy: Hey, Bob. You going to Equestra-Con?
Bob: Uh, no, Teddy. Because that's a convention for little girls that like toy horses.
Teddy: Beg to differ, Bob. It's for guys that like toy horses. They're called ‘Equesticles.’
Bob: ‘Equesticles?’
Teddy: Yeah, 'cause they got testicles. 'Cause they're men.”
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