“Josh: [walking away from Susan] I think we handled that very maturely.
Drake Parker: That felt good.
[Susan opens her locker and gets blasted with purple paint]
Drake: [sees Susan covered in paint; turns to Josh] That felt better.
Josh: Yeah, it did!”
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