“Mr. Nichols: [needing a last minute birthday gift for Audrey] Uh, get her some toothpaste. She's always using toothpaste!
Josh Nichols: Dad, there's two-hundred dollars here.
Mr. Nichols: Well, get her some mouthwash, too! I'M JUST A MAN!”
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