“You’re trying to find things to argue over. Because we can never just be adult and look at each other and go, “Hey, you know what? Hey, come here. Come here for a second. Um, we’re fuckin’ over, aren’t we? All right you go that way, I’ll go this way. It was good times!”
Nah, instead you’re like, "Let me just stick around for five or six years and then we can end this thing violently. Let’s do that. "”
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(0:30 - 0:48) Dane Cook talking about why women win fights at the Stand Up Comedy Show Vicious Circle
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