“Let me tell you why women, you win 99.9% of all fights. Yup. Yup, and I’ll tell you why right now. Here it is: because you are mental terrorists. You are brain ninjas and you know how to get in there with your katana and just cut us; and disappear into the night.”— Dane Cook, youtube.comTagged: Women, Fight, Relationship, Win, Brain
“It’ll be very subtle. It'll almost be a whisper... And why is that? To make you listen.”— Dane Cook, youtube.comTagged: Whisper, Speak, argue, comment, Silent
“It’ll be very subtle. It'll almost be a whisper... And why is that? To make you listen.”— Dane Cook, youtube.comTagged: Whisper, Speak, argue, comment, Silent
“When you’re in a relationship, when you’re with somebody awful, I call that a relation-shit.”— Dane Cook, youtube.comTagged: Relationship, Person, Love, Wrong, Awful
“You’re trying to find things to argue over. Because we can never just be adult and look at each other and go, “Hey, you know what? Hey, come here. Come here for a second. Um, we’re fuckin’ over, aren’t we? All right you go that way, I’ll go this way. It was good times!” Nah, instead you’re like, "Le…”— Dane Cook, youtube.comTagged: Women, Men, Fight, Relationship, argument