“Let me tell you why women, you win 99.9% of all fights. Yup. Yup, and I’ll tell you why right now. Here it is: because you are mental terrorists. You are brain ninjas and you know how to get in there with your katana and just cut us; and disappear into the night.”
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"(2:54 - 3:24) Dane Cook talking about why women win fights at the Stand Up Comedy Show Vicious Circle "
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