“Radio Announcer: How do you feel about the KOZY-FM Halloween Haunt, little boy? Stan: This…”

“Mrs. Cartman: Oh, that's not funny, boys. Eric isn't fat, he's big-boned. Kyle: He must…”

“Mr. Garrison: Now kids we're going to talk about sexual harassment. Cartman: Is sexual…”

“We're not going to let them commit suicide, even if we have to kill them.”