“Dave: Whore's Bath?
Penny: Uh, yeah, David, I did take a Whore's Bath, Okay? I had a one-night stand, and I didn't have time to shower, so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and splash some water on my hush in the bathroom of an Au Bon Pain? Yes, I did. I'm sorry that I'm a modern-day single woman who enjoys sex as much as a man. Sue me.
Dave: I meant the drink, 'Whore's Bath.' It's gin-based.”
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