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David Caspe

48 quotesScreenwriter · Born Oct 20, 1978 · United States Of America · Male

David Herbert Caspe (born October 20, 1978) is an American film and television writer. He wrote the 2012 film That's My Boy and created the ABC comedy series Happy Endings and the NBC sitcom Marry Me. 2Life and career David Herbert Caspe was bornin San Francisco, California, to a Jewish family. He grew up in Chicago, Illinois. In 2006, Caspe moved to Los Angeles to pursue a career in screenwriting. In 2010, his screenplay for I Hate You, Dad (later re-titled That's My Boy) was picked up by Sony and Happy Madison productions. The film starred Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, and was released on June 15, 2012. Caspe's ABC series Happy Endings ran for three seasons, ending its run on May 3, 2013. As well as creating the series, he was also the executive producer and co-showrunner. He went on to create the NBC sitcom Marry Me, which he again collaborated on with his wife Casey Wilson (they had previously met on Happy Endings), the premise was loosely based on Wilson and Caspe's relationshi

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From “Pilot”

You're the Michael Jordan of destroying friendships.

Friendship Destroy Metaphor Examples Michael Jordan

On the sheets I got you for the bridal shower? Do you know how hard it is to get slut out of Egyptian cotton?

cotton Sheets hard

Even I think rollerblades are gay, and I had sex with a dude last night.

Rollerblades Sex Men gay

Jane: Um, I'm gonna need vodka in a water glass with ice, and I'm gonna be ordering 'water' from you all night long, so one...'water', please. Waitress: Did we start already, or do you really want water? Jane: Just bring me vodka.

Water vodka tricks Stress Sassy

From “The Quicksand Girlfriend”

You don't need a gay husband... 'cause you're my gay husband.

gay husband couple

You're in serious chick-sand.

Quicksand play on words Clingy Dating

From “Your Couples Friends & Neighbors”

I like beer, man. And rattlesnakes.

Masculinity Beer Men Rattlesnakes Tough

Are you part of the conspiracy? Are you all doing this because you think l'm chubby? My doctor says l retain water like a pregnant woman in a humid climate, which is a real condition.

pregnant fat chubby Water Medical Condition

From “Mein Coming Out”

Penny: Oh, my God! When I get drunk, I speak Italian! Alex: [her face and hands smeared with sauce] Oh, my God! When I get drunk, I eat ribs!

Drunk italian Ribs Meat Shock

From “Dave of the Dead”

How can you tell a man not to follow his dream?

Dream Question Life

I am in your head, and I got a three-bedroom condo in there with a marble island and a pizza oven, and a wine fridge!

In your head Rent free Extended Mataphor Exampls

From “You've Got Male”

He got a case of the broken hearts.

Broken Heart Sad Heartbreak

From “Bo Fight”

It's not about where you are. It's who you're with.

where who Love Connection

I love being on my own.

own Independent

From “Why Can't You Read Me?”

You're like the ghost of Tilda Swinton.

Similie Examples Ghost Tilda Swinton

I like tough girls, real tough... men.

Tough Men Attraction

From “Yesandwitch”

Max: [acting as a tour guide with his limo] Welcome to Chicago! Now here's a fun fact. Chicago was originally nicknamed the Window City, but another city had that nickname first, so, thanks a lot, Omaha! Tourist: Really? That doesn't sound right.

Tourist fake Windy City Lies Tourism

From “Secrets and Limos”

I'm sorry, I like to call celebrities by the name they prefer: Bobby De Niro, Sandy Bullock, Eddie Jimmy Olmos.

Celebrities Names Nicknames

From “Lying Around”

Dave: Have you ever felt like the Big Mac wasn't big enough? Or the foot long wasn't feet long enough? Well, have no fear, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes upon steaktanic! Two pounds of meat. Max: Steaktanic. Dave: One liter of garlic aeoli. Max: Steaktanic. Dave: A half a block of smoked…

Steak food Titanic Hungry big

From “Full Court Dress”

Ya, TV really is nature's babysitter.

TV Nature babysitter Easy

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