“Shirley: We won't go out with just any old creep!
Laverne: Yeah, only those who ask us!”
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“Ahhhh, sleep. Nature's way of saying... lie down.”
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“Stop it, I'm going to lose my lust!”
“Champagne? Why that’s the Devil’s vodka!”