“I'm making this out for one thousand dollars. All you have to do is give me 300 dollars in cash and keep 700 dollars, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep.”— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“Let’s cut the Bingham crap, okay? Now, that girl’s been coming onto me since she showed up as a temp two weeks ago. A man has certain limits.”— Stephen J. Cannell, Chick Sterling, Carmen Argenziano, imdb.com
“Shirley: We won't go out with just any old creep! Laverne: Yeah, only those who ask us!”— David L. Lander, Michael McKean, Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com