“Well, Laverne Kosnowski. I guess tonight’s the night we finally constipate our marriage……”

“You’ve seen Laverne peddling around this apartment in her Frederick’s of Hollywood…”

“Lenny: Ahhhh, sleep. Nature's way of saying...lie down. Rhonda: I have to get ready for my…”

“Rose: Oh, Blanche, how do you feel about performing in front of a video camera? Blanche: I…”