Indians Fan: Hey, Vaughn. Can I have your autograph?

[Hands Vaughn a matchbox with a pen]

Rick Vaughn: Sure.

[while signing the matchbox]

Rick Vaughn: My first autograph. I couldn’t give these away a few weeks ago.

Indians Fan: I heard your news on the radio. You made their hall of shame.

Rick Vaughn: [Becomes mildly annoyed, but gives back the matchbox to the fan] Nice hair.

Jake Taylor: Yeah, well you’re a celebrity now, Vaughn.

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