“Indians Fan: Hey, Vaughn. Can I have your autograph?
[Hands Vaughn a matchbox with a pen]
Rick Vaughn: Sure.
[while signing the matchbox]
Rick Vaughn: My first autograph. I couldn’t give these away a few weeks ago.
Indians Fan: I heard your news on the radio. You made their hall of shame.
Rick Vaughn: [Becomes mildly annoyed, but gives back the matchbox to the fan] Nice hair.
Jake Taylor: Yeah, well you’re a celebrity now, Vaughn.”
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