Movie
Major League
by David S. Ward, Harry Doyle, Bob Uecker, Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen and 37 others
When Rachel Phelps inherits the Cleveland Indians from her deceased husband, she's determined to move the team to a warmer climate—but only a losing season will make that possible, which should be easy given the misfits she's hired. Rachel is sure her dre
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“Rick Vaughn: [converses with Taylor on the mound] Fucking Dorn! This game should be over by now. He could’ve had that ball, he tanked it on purpose! Jake Taylor: Hey! This isn’t the California Penal League, Vaughn, we’re professionals here! We don’t tank plays for personal reasons, so cut the crybab…”
— David S. Ward, Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Charlie Sheen, imdb.com
“Roger Dorn: [shouting] Don’t fuck with me, Vaughn. Rick Vaughn: Yeah? [shouting] Fuck you. Roger Dorn: What’s the matter, rookie Fuck-Wad? Can’t you take a little joke? Rick Vaughn: Real fucking funny, asshole. Lou Brown: All right—[shouting]—All right! Knock that shit off. Roger Dorn: Lou, you bett…”
— David S. Ward, Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Charlie Sheen, imdb.com
“Harry Doyle: [after Vaughn accidentally hits Coleman of the Yankees] Uh-oh. Lou Brown: Interesting. Harry Doyle: [Seeing the umpire throw out Vaughn] 'Bout time; it’s eight-nothing. Umpire: You, you’re gone. Rick Vaughn: What? Umpire: You hear me, you’re gone. Rick Vaughn: He was on top of the plate…”
— David S. Ward, Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Charlie Sheen, imdb.com
“Indians Fan: Hey, Vaughn. Can I have your autograph? [Hands Vaughn a matchbox with a pen] Rick Vaughn: Sure. [while signing the matchbox] Rick Vaughn: My first autograph. I couldn’t give these away a few weeks ago. Indians Fan: I heard your news on the radio. You made their hall of shame. Rick Vaugh…”
— David S. Ward, Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Charlie Sheen, imdb.com
“Rick Vaughn: [Seeing Harris take off his shirt, revealing white stuff on his chest] What’s that shit on your chest? Eddie Harris: [Looking at his chest] Crisco. Eddie Harris: [wiping it across his head] Eddie Harris: Bardol. Eddie Harris: [wiping it along his waistline] Eddie Harris: Vagisil. Any on…”
— David S. Ward, Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Charlie Sheen, imdb.com
“[Rick thinks he’s been cut from the team] Rick Vaughn: I got news for you, Mr. Brown—you haven’t heard the last of me. You may think I’m shit now, but someday you’re gonna be sorry you cut me. I’m gonna catch on somewhere else and every time that I pitch against you I’m gonna stick it up your fuckin…”
— David S. Ward, Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Charlie Sheen, imdb.com