Ash: Well, now that you're back, what's your big plan?

Suzy: Well, just try to get everything back to normal.

Ash: Normal? Ha. What's normal?

Suzy: Family, work.

Ash: Work? Work, where?

Suzy: Oh, I'm an English teacher.

Ash: What grade?

Suzy: Tenth.

Ash: What's your favorite book?

Suzy: 'The Old Man and the Sea.'

Ash: Oh, so you like fishing.

Mr. Maxwell: I like fishing!

Ash: This ain't about you, dad!

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