Quotes tagged ‘Cheeky’

“Sebastian: To see you smile is to feel the sun, your grace. Mary: Do you flirt with everyone? Sebastian: Absolutely everyone.”

— Jennie Snyder Urman, Sebastian 'Bash' de Poitiers, Torrance Coombs, imdb.com

“Thanks for the lift. And the cancer.”

— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Detective Josephus Miller, Thomas Jane, imdb.com

“All of those that I gather are damned. It’s just part of a company policy of mine.”

— Steven Knight, James Keziah Delaney, Tom Hardy, imdb.com

“Chet: Dude, there's a chainsaw in my backseat. Ash: Yeah, that's mine. Chet: What's it for? Ash: Um... ice sculpture? Chet: Oh. And the shotgun? Ash: Uh, that's mine, too. Chet: What's that for? Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.”

— Ivan Raimi, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his virginity, quick and discreet.”

— Cameron Welsh, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Ash: Okay, look, there is no way in hell they're gonna stay here, 'cause they're gonna get possessed, then they're gonna be on the night train to Kill-adelphia. Kelly: With stops in Choke-lahoma City, and Die-ami. Ash: Nice. Kelly: I thought you'd like that.”

— Rob Wright, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

“Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good weird or bad weird, but I'll get there though!”

— Craig DiGregorio, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Don't you get it? Everybody dies here. It's just a rule. Death, taxes, more death, and I don't pay taxes. So all I know is death.”

— M.J. Bassett, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later. Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?”

— Ivan Raimi, Sean Clements, Dominic Dierkes, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

“Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody's head to survive.”

— Ivan Raimi, Sean Clements, Dominic Dierkes, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Hey listen, if it's cool, I just wanna sit here and enjoy this place for a while. I've always wanted to spend time in 'The City So Nice, They Named It Jacksonville.'”

— James Eagan, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Ash: Eli! You can speak?! Eli: In here I can. It's your trip, Jefe. Ash: Nice, you know I've always wanted to talk to you. Uh, just don't mention the stuff I do in the trailer when we're there alone. Eli: Never. Ash: All right then.”

— James Eagan, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Pablo: Um, but reading from the book is what caused all this trouble to begin with, so... Ash: Yeah, that's true, but reading from it again can't make things any worse. It's kinda like spilling paint on a painting. It's okay 'cause there's already paint on it. Pablo: That is incorrect.”

— Sean Clements, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Brujo: Come, I'll look inside of you. Ash: Good, check the old prostate while you're in there?”

— James Eagan, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Ash: Alright, look, we get this done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. And look, that's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert. Pablo: You know I'm not Mexican, right? Ash: That's the spirit!”

— Sean Clements, Pablo Simon Bolivar, Ray Santiago, imdb.com

“Kelly: You know they were Jewish, right? Ash: I-I did not. Wish you could have said somethin' before I made those dumb crosses, but, okay.”

— Dominic Dierkes, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Suzy: Evil will walk the Earth! Ash: Yeah, well, your cooking was shit.”

— Dominic Dierkes, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Ash: Well, now that you're back, what's your big plan? Suzy: Well, just try to get everything back to normal. Ash: Normal? Ha. What's normal? Suzy: Family, work. Ash: Work? Work, where? Suzy: Oh, I'm an English teacher. Ash: What grade? Suzy: Tenth. Ash: What's your favorite book? Suzy: 'The Old Man…”

— Dominic Dierkes, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Yeah, I remember when I was like you. Young, dumb, full of... conflicting emotions.”

— Dominic Dierkes, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Ash: Pablo, focus up! Just stay behind me. Let the boomstick do the talkin'. Things get hairy, use your bottle. Pablo Bolivar: Um, I don't think it's a very good weapon, Jefe. You had to stab Roper like 50 times. Ash: Hey, I was sharpening it for you.”

— Dominic Dierkes, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com