“Ash: It's good to be back. Pablo: How does it feel? Ash: Groovy.”Tagged: Groovy, back, humor, Lingo, slang
“Pablo: You fought this thing before. Maybe you just got to finish what you started. Ash: You listen to me. Whatever I was, that was a long time ago. Let it choose somebody else now. Me, I'm cutting out! Pablo: You can't outrun evil, Ash! Ash: Watch me!”Tagged: Fight, finish, Outrun, Evil, Cheeky
“Kelly: You know they were Jewish, right? Ash: I-I did not. Wish you could have said somethin' before I made those dumb crosses, but, okay.”Tagged: Jewish, Religion, funeral, Christianity, Judaism
“Suzy: Evil will walk the Earth! Ash: Yeah, well, your cooking was shit.”Tagged: Evil, Earth, Insult, Rude, Cheeky
“Ash: Well, now that you're back, what's your big plan? Suzy: Well, just try to get everything back to normal. Ash: Normal? Ha. What's normal? Suzy: Family, work. Ash: Work? Work, where? Suzy: Oh, I'm an English teacher. Ash: What grade? Suzy: Tenth. Ash: What's your favorite book? Suzy: 'The Old Man…”Tagged: Old Man And The Sea, Literature, book, Teacher, School
“Yeah, I remember when I was like you. Young, dumb, full of... conflicting emotions.”Tagged: young, dumb, conflicting, emotions, Reminisce
“Ash: Pablo, focus up! Just stay behind me. Let the boomstick do the talkin'. Things get hairy, use your bottle. Pablo Bolivar: Um, I don't think it's a very good weapon, Jefe. You had to stab Roper like 50 times. Ash: Hey, I was sharpening it for you.”Tagged: weapon, bottle, Violence, Sharp, Protection
“Pablo: Um, but reading from the book is what caused all this trouble to begin with, so... Ash: Yeah, that's true, but reading from it again can't make things any worse. It's kinda like spilling paint on a painting. It's okay 'cause there's already paint on it. Pablo: That is incorrect.”Tagged: Incorrect, ignorant, Stupid, book, Reading
“Ash: Lionel, you find a wimpy demon yet? Lionel: Uh, nothing that says wimpy specifically, but I have found a-a minor demon named Eligos. Possesses knowledge of hidden things, a-a demon of the mindscape. Ash: Well, perfect. Sounds like a total nerd.”Tagged: Demons, Knowledge, Mindscape, nerd, Sassy
“Hey listen, if it's cool, I just wanna sit here and enjoy this place for a while. I've always wanted to spend time in 'The City So Nice, They Named It Jacksonville.'”Tagged: Jacksonville, sarcastic, travel, Traveling, Cheeky
“Ash: Eli! You can speak?! Eli: In here I can. It's your trip, Jefe. Ash: Nice, you know I've always wanted to talk to you. Uh, just don't mention the stuff I do in the trailer when we're there alone. Eli: Never. Ash: All right then.”Tagged: trip, Drugs, Speaking, awkward, Cheeky
“Brujo: Come, I'll look inside of you. Ash: Good, check the old prostate while you're in there?”Tagged: joke, Prostate, Inside, Intimate, awkward
“Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody's head to survive.”Tagged: Life, Murder, Violence, Sassy, Cheeky
“Don't you get it? Everybody dies here. It's just a rule. Death, taxes, more death, and I don't pay taxes. So all I know is death.”Tagged: Death, Taxes, grim, Pessimistic, realist
“Oh, you need my help? Ok, first of all, screw you and your ugly ass kids.”Tagged: swearing, Insult, Rude, Sassy, Snarky
“Demon: Your truce is over, Ashy Slashy! Ash: What'd you call me? Demon: Ashy Slashy, hatchet and saw, takes your head and skins you raw! Ashy Slashy, heaven or hell, cuts out your tongue so you can't yell...”Tagged: demon, Fantasy, Supernatural, Nickname, Rhyme
“Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good weird or bad weird, but I'll get there though!”Tagged: Drunk, Weird, awkward, tension, Cheeky
“I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his virginity, quick and discreet.”Tagged: joke, Cheeky, Raunchy, Vulgar, Virginity
“Ash: Forget the stupid book. Chasing that thing is only going to give you a leg cramp. Ruby: You don't know what you're talking about. Ash: Oh, I don't? You're the one that grew up your entire life looking for that book, and you never found it. Me on the other hand, I can't fart without tripping…”Tagged: dirty, book, Cramp, Chasing, Desire
“Chet: Dude, there's a chainsaw in my backseat. Ash: Yeah, that's mine. Chet: What's it for? Ash: Um... ice sculpture? Chet: Oh. And the shotgun? Ash: Uh, that's mine, too. Chet: What's that for? Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.”Tagged: Lies, joke, Chainsaw, shotgun, weapons