"Thad Castle: Okay, I'm sure a lot of you are freaking out ab..." — Drew Hancock
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Thad Castle: Okay, I'm sure a lot of you are freaking out about the drug test; well, take a chill pill; they don't test for those.
Alex Moran: Wait, I'm not freaking out. I mean, it's just beer and weed for me, so uh, I just need a whole lot of water and tartar sauce.
Thad Castle: Tartar sauce?
Harmon Tedesco: No man, tartar sauce is for coke. Orange juice and cat shit; that's for weed.
Donnie Schrab: Nah, cat shit's for meth. Tartar sauce is for opium.
Thad Castle: Tartar sauce is for fish sticks!
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I just had a brainstorm. What if we kill the professor? If your teacher dies, they have to…
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Craig Shilo: Harmon! Seriously? You couldn't wait three days? Harmon Tedesco: It's…