“This is special teams. We like to play hard, we like to party hard. We also like to triple team chicks, that's European style. Don't worry, our dicks will never touch.”Tagged: special teams, european style, Dicks
“That is how I find out raw eggs work as well as any sexual lubricant, men. [shrugging with a smug grin] It was a happy accident.”Tagged: eggs, sexual lubricant
“I just had a brainstorm. What if we kill the professor? If your teacher dies, they have to give you all 'A's. It's the law.”Tagged: brainstorm, Professor
“Thad Castle: Okay, I'm sure a lot of you are freaking out about the drug test; well, take a chill pill; they don't test for those. Alex Moran: Wait, I'm not freaking out. I mean, it's just beer and weed for me, so uh, I just need a whole lot of water and tartar sauce. Thad Castle: Tartar sauce?…”Tagged: drug test, Meth, Weed, cat shit, tartar sauce
“Craig Shilo: Harmon! Seriously? You couldn't wait three days? Harmon Tedesco: It's cleaner. It's just how I prefer to take it. Alex Moran: Does it do anything? Harmon Tedesco: I feel pretty lightheaded right now, yeah.”Tagged: drug test
“I did some uppers and then I did some downers. Annnnnnd then I chased the dragon. Not proud of that.”Tagged: Uppers, Downers, Heroin
“I used to masturbate exclusively with motor oil….Yeah, I was that guy.”Tagged: masturbation, motor oil