“No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.”
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“In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas.”
“Michael always says, 'K-I-S-S, keep it simple, stupid.' Great advice, hurts my feelings…”
“You're a perfectly fine toilet... I'm just an extraordinary piece of crap.”
“Ryan: Did you see Saw? Dwight: Of course I see-saw. Mose and I see-saw all the time.…”